Charleston, SC -- The bottle appeared to open up one South Carolina man's mind as he drunkenly texted a series of deep questions to the South Carolina Aquarium's educational number.
The aquarium shared a screenshot showing the conversation between the inquisitive, inebriated man and the folks manning the “Ask an Aquarium Educator” number.
Timestamps revealed the aquarium's educators provided thoughtful responses to the inquiries the following morning.
The man, seemingly recovered from his journey around noontime, then thanked staffers for their answers.